Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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