im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
one two three fourrrrnication!
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Randomize
