nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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