Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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