that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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