so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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