No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Randomize
