I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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