What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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