i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
