please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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