Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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