whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
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