Dual....:-)
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
he fucked my hip out of place.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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