He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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