honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Randomize