i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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