in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
The police scanner is talking about you again....
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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