When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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