My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
My brain says no but my pants say off.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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