Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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