He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
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