Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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