i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Randomize
