I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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