Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
there is puke in my bra ... again
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize