The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
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