Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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