Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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