how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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