I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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