if you like me you must not know who I am
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
pray to the hookup gods
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