shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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