I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Can I color on your dick again?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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