"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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