Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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