Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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