I'm sorry my penis didn't work
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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