I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Randomize
