I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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