He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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