i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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