literally had 100 drinks last night.
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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