You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Randomize
