it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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