i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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