Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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