Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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