just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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