How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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