Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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