I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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