So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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